This looks to be a summer of travels to see friends and loved ones. So those experiences will dominate the blog for a bit. OK, enough of that shit and on to the important matter at hand. I am talking about chicken fucking. No, not the run-of-the-mill chicken fucking that we all engage in from time to time. But real chicken on chicken action.
At my good friend Lou's in PA I had a rare (for me) opportunity to observe chicken behavior and found out some stuff I did not know. Firstly, chickens will eat just about anything and were in fact enjoying a porkchop as I arrived. Also, there exists a definite heirarchy that all of these creatures observe. There is the main alpha rooster who struts around routinely handing out beatdowns to keep those other bastards in line. They all sleep in the same spots everynight, where said rooster gets the place of honor. Also, and this is why I bothered, He fucks whoever he wants, when he wants. I have nver had occasion to view chickens fucking up close but the phrase "fast and furious" comes to mind. Presumably the other, smaller rooster has to get in sloppy seconds wherever he can, much like this author. Here is the poultry porno so be sure to wash your hands later.
At my good friend Lou's in PA I had a rare (for me) opportunity to observe chicken behavior and found out some stuff I did not know. Firstly, chickens will eat just about anything and were in fact enjoying a porkchop as I arrived. Also, there exists a definite heirarchy that all of these creatures observe. There is the main alpha rooster who struts around routinely handing out beatdowns to keep those other bastards in line. They all sleep in the same spots everynight, where said rooster gets the place of honor. Also, and this is why I bothered, He fucks whoever he wants, when he wants. I have nver had occasion to view chickens fucking up close but the phrase "fast and furious" comes to mind. Presumably the other, smaller rooster has to get in sloppy seconds wherever he can, much like this author. Here is the poultry porno so be sure to wash your hands later.
Wow! Nice action shot with the "chicken cam" ~ thus providing a whole new perspective on the concept of scrambled eggs and yet another fine argument for free range. Farm livin' sounds like fun!
ReplyDeleteAt a friend's house (who also has chickens), I witnessed what can only be described as a chicken gang bang. Since we only have two roosters, that sort of thing doesn't go on in our backyard.
ReplyDeleteYou need more roosters. And a camera.
ReplyDeleteYa know, I think I've finally heard of some porn that I do NOT have any of. And I'm pretty sure it'll stay that way.
ReplyDeleteHUGS...