Stumped

Here I am with limited connectivity and trying to update my blog and I have absolutely nothing to say. I was going to discuss local hippie woman's enormous breasts that she refuses to confine within a bra. She also walks rapidly and while they must (surely) obey the same laws of gravity that we all do-those bazongas are all over the map. Like waste basket bags half full of water being spun in opposite directions. What do I have to say about it? Nothing. Yay boobs. Now, and this is the point-When I logged into Yahoo I was captivated by the headline "Traffic Barrell Monster Leads to Arrest". I don't want to read the article. I don't need to. That bit of information alone is so pregnant with possibility that I don't want to spoil it with "facts".